Hello. My name is Izzy, and I’m a little distracted. I just went into the downstairs office, and I found a pillow with a dog that looks like me, but isn’t as pretty.
It’s a strange dog. It’s as flat as a pillow. I like to lie on pillows, but I make them flat. I’ve never seen a pillow make a dog flat. This doesn’t feel right to me.
I wonder what would happen if I lie on the pillow. Will I also get flat? I’m scaring myself.
I live a very nice life. I have a roommate named Sarge. He came from a Marine base. I came from the Lange Foundation. They rescued me from a shelter in South Los Angeles, and I ended up in the Hollywood Hills. Frankly, I could have lived without the little brother, but I guess he’s ok. At least he’s not flat, although he is strangely shaped.
I have been fortunate enough to meet Myrna and Freddie Gershon, and I have shed on both of them. The dog on the pillow doesn’t shed. I think I have a lot of Goggling and Wikipedia-ing to do to solve this mystery.
In the meantime, thanks, Sherpa, for inviting me to the site. You’re so cool, man.